For people who can deadlift heavy but still need a full team meeting to load the bar correctly.
This CrossFit Hampton Roads tee brings comfort, sarcasm, and just a little public exposure for everyone who’s ever struggled with plate math mid-workout.
Front and center: “Barbell math is harder than rocket science.” — Coach Irene
And yes… Coach Irene is an actual rocket scientist.
Printed on the ultra-soft Next Level 50/25/25 cotton-poly-rayon mix, this unisex tee has that favorite-shirt feel from day one. Lightweight, breathable, and easy to wear anywhere—from the gym floor to the recovery snack run.
Details:
50% polyester, 25% combed, ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
Regular fit
Tear-away label
Lift heavy. Struggle publicly with math. Trust the rocket scientist.
