This unisex soft-style t-shirt is smoother than a freshly cleaned gym floor — thanks, Dave. Whether you're lifting, lounging, or running the Zamboni (okay, maybe just Dave), this tee brings top-tier comfort and durability.
Made from super soft 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors, and blended with polyester for heathers and sport greys, it’s lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), breathable, and built to keep up — just like Dave, our resident janitor, Zamboni operator, and proud dad of Wade and Dexter (aka the real bosses).
With twill-taped shoulders for extra strength, no side seams for a chafe-free fit, and a ribbed collar that doesn’t curl like your gym socks, it’s made to move with you — or mop with you, if you're Dave.
Ethically made with US-grown cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and featuring a pearlized tear-away label so comfy you’ll forget it’s even there — unlike Dave, who’s always somewhere, somehow, fixing something.
Grab this tee. It’s Dave-approved — and that guy knows quality (and messes).
