The holiday struggle is real — especially when you’re trying to look like a snack while resisting the urge to eat every Little Debbie Christmas Tree cake in sight. This classic unisex long sleeve tee delivers the perfect mix of comfort, humor, and gym-season energy.
Printed on a Bella+Canvas–style long sleeve, it feels soft, lightweight, and broken-in from the first wear. Made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s breathable enough for warm-ups, layering, or tackling a December metcon you definitely didn’t mentally prepare for. The retail fit keeps it flattering without feeling tight, and the tear-away label means zero scratch, zero distractions, all sass.
Perfect for athletes who train hard… and snack harder.
Details:
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100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz fabric)
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Retail fit with a classic long-sleeve silhouette
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Runs true to size
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Tear-away label for a comfortable, irritation-free feel
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High-quality print featuring our holiday “snack vs. snack” design
Festive. Flattering. Slightly food-motivated.
Wear it proudly — we’re all torn this time of year!
