Equal parts chaos, comfort, and questionable bar-loading skills.
This CrossFit Hampton Roads tie-dye tee is for the athletes who can crush a workout but still stare at a stack of plates like it’s advanced calculus.
Featured on the shirt: “Barbell math is harder than rocket science.” — Coach Irene
And yes… she’s literally a rocket scientist.
Made from soft, ringspun US cotton with a relaxed classic fit, this tee is built for everyday comfort with a broken-in feel that gets even softer over time. Every tie-dye pattern is completely unique, so no two shirts are exactly alike—kind of like everyone’s strategy for counting plates under pressure.
Details:
100% ringspun US cotton
Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²)
Classic unisex fit
One-of-a-kind tie-dye pattern on every tee
Ribbed knit collar without seams
Tear-away label for all-day comfort
Made with ethically sourced US cotton
OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Lift heavy. Miss the math. Trust the rocket scientist.
